LEWD XXX Blog Archive

guys are like wow barron you should pierce your large cock and eye am like SHUT UP SKANK !!! not gonna happen AT ALL !!! got it ??? good....


 

this pervy piglet was rubbing his boner without me how could he do that to the state?


 

got a coffee table for the 1st boys presidential library !!!


 

oh god i had no idea he was a dominant bottom lol did not know they existed


 

had some with dip -it helped my anxieties a bit >)


 

had one of these it was delivered and by the time it got here it was half melted all over the place but was good -do plebs eat this stuff often?


 

got another one of these but daddy says the motorcades cannot be overtly luxurious


 

I basically turned down the idea of becoming the next pope to favor pope leo just so you know the power the 1st boy has in his balls


 

omg two guys are mating without me? how could they?


 

he has a king size dick for a king size 1stboy

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look who we just hired as a government top in nebraska!!!

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got this ceramic wizard for the den at trump tower its ok it just creeps me out a bit dunno if it was worth $8600 or not lol


 

this is my towel porter he likes to deliver them wrapped around his delicious body


 

this guy gave ne a ride in this the other day it was so fun


 

put these all over my room :) its nice and all but it made me feel better about life!!


 

the hungry bottom boys clubs meats / meets every friday after the clubs close for a meetup to find your dream top on every lewd porno alley in the city to get a cock stuffed into you by the federal government


 

yeppers all sex toys


 

I searched the docks for the right fisherman to take home and I finally found him while he was cleaning the trout nets out


 

saw this male on my last trip to greece / grease he was being erotic with his muscles and showing how ripped he was on the cliffside it was great


 

They are like oh christians are all in the boytrade and I am like shut up skank!


 

guess what this TAX advisor does with his large pencil with rubber tip?


 

he wanted a new apple computer I told him well we could figure it out


 

This is a government top this is what we are looking for not one that will switch into being a state level bottom boy or anything


 

bottoming for government benefits now


 

look at all the clothes this porno piggie brought over for me he tried on all of them and none of them will make me look like a femme either so that is good


 

look at these perverse piglets with the dept of state practicing the age old hat swap and hard-erection deep throating trick on all United STATES citizens of the LAW


 

look who I saw wandering the alleys for government handouts so I told him to sit on my big dick


 

he challenged me to a watermelon eating contest he did win cause I could only eat like 6 large pieces I am not an obesity that eats all day I can only handle so much


 

she thought she could tempt me by wearing a bisexual outfit around mar a lago sorry hunny I only breed twinks


 

They both ingest a lot of bacon fat before they have sex out in the open in public apparently it helps both the bottom and top !!~!


 

This slutty male has to change his shirts at least 6x per day cause he gets cum on all of them lol


 

got some made on boyforce one they are pretty good actually they do the old time southern recipe so that is nice of them


 

yeah cause you both let your fucken cats get dander that is why !


 

He said he likes to suck guys cocks off with shampoo and conditioner 2 in 1 all over the male cock and he ingests it all like and slops it down his fucken throat- that is so rank and he probably reaks


 

He said he likes to dress up as a government sex doll and fulfill my every wish!!!! so i guess that sounds ok just a bit strange and off oh well he is easy on the eyes its just he mentioned pantyhose and everything lmao


 

a lot of people are like oh barron why don't you tame lions or something for a job at least anything? and I am like SHUT UP SKANK!!!


 

he is a government sex worker its great :)


 

look at this fucken gross thing starting fires again