LEWD XXX Blog Archive

this dude shows all the new senators and congressman the proper way to play with themselves its an important job okay?


 

just attended a fuck session with some fuckboys from congress so it was a lot going on I liked their drugs though lol




 

look what someone planted at ivanas grave near the cess pool


 

she was like oh I am suzie wills grandma I can make you have a wild night on my labia and I was like oh zip it skank i am into boybutt got it?


 

this is the size commander for the iranian intelligence he makes sure a lot of arabic guys are into the sex


 

this is my personal trainer and all he does is do is hair and look pretty lmao


 

got this figurine for my room I dont know what I was trying to accomplish with it but I do feel better now


 

ate all these dunno why was just impulsive i guess no bottoming for me for a week lmao


 

he tried to tempt four older senators at the same time so we had to let him go his face his a warcrime okay?


 

we hired him at the CIA he is a bull in training he has to put on a bit more muscle on his boy body before he gets bull status within the senate he has the cock that is for sure


 

Ice just hired a new size detective he makes sure you are the proper dick size to enter him


 

saw these two chavs in the UK when I did a walkabout they both looked pretty horny or something....


 

fucken things always wanting to get a free handout and free lice and nits medication eh?


 

heard a lot of hot gay guys are making out all over the southern USA to protest my daddies regime


 

oh ur new bottom boy has lips like an old chinese woman !!!! oh really?


 

went here on a walk it was ok it just smelled like manure everywhere in the air it was rank !


 

got this thing as a state gift for the 1st boys office of the first teen so yeah its great I love it !!!


 

my daddy is always like well just find yourself a hot muscle skinhead and settle down with him


 

was thinking of getting this vest but like wondered if I will look like a femme or not


 

dunno he seems like he is from the 1700's or something


 

got some to put between my legs so I smell fresh


 

guys are like oh barron you seem like such the cumslut and i am like dude have you seen half the twinks out there available to the first boy bahahahaha


 

finally found the breeding bull of my dreams we will hook him up to the united states government milkers after me


 

hot twink that was taking pictures of himself at mara lago sex bathrooms


 

let it burn all night I past out drugs ok?