LEWD XXX Blog Archive

look at this lewd nude dude at my daddies YMCA !!!


 

this lewd twink came onto me at grandma trumps presidential archives he was there looking up ancient shit about my family I was like hey boy if you want to know moar....


 

he gets so perverse by covering himself in oils and he gets feral he works for the CIA oil squad


 

hired a new dick whipped creamer basically he just slops whipped cream all over my length to get licked off by hot muscle twinks so his yearly salary is $170K


 

he is like hey boy can I lick you where you pee?


 

everyone thinks I am the next ceasarian


 

got this blouse for my mom (not me) it cost $6700 could you imagine like wtf?


 

he was like get on your knees barron and I am like oh I dont think so barron does not do this for any man


 

just fucken nasty


 

she was doing this all day at mar a lago that skank !!!


 

this dude shows all the new senators and congressman the proper way to play with themselves its an important job okay?


 

just attended a fuck session with some fuckboys from congress so it was a lot going on I liked their drugs though lol




 

look what someone planted at ivanas grave near the cess pool


 

she was like oh I am suzie wills grandma I can make you have a wild night on my labia and I was like oh zip it skank i am into boybutt got it?


 

this is the size commander for the iranian intelligence he makes sure a lot of arabic guys are into the sex


 

this is my personal trainer and all he does is do is hair and look pretty lmao


 

got this figurine for my room I dont know what I was trying to accomplish with it but I do feel better now


 

ate all these dunno why was just impulsive i guess no bottoming for me for a week lmao


 

he tried to tempt four older senators at the same time so we had to let him go his face his a warcrime okay?


 

we hired him at the CIA he is a bull in training he has to put on a bit more muscle on his boy body before he gets bull status within the senate he has the cock that is for sure